never take anything too seriously
especially music
because you’ll be fucking miserable forever
part two of us at the space in april!
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1 didn’t know this existed. thanks kate! a video of us from the space awhile back
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(Source: suchaladybutimdancinlikeahoe, via thedesignatedclapper)
i wish today was my birthday
nobody fucks with me on my birthday
cuz like
what are you gonna do?
it’s my fucking birthday
fuck you
Two Humans: UPDATED SHOW LIST
5/23-The Space-Hamden CT
6/2-The Commonplace-Wilbraham MA
6/5-TBA-Boston MA
6/8-Academy Teen Center-Glastonbury CT
6/9-House Show-Burlington CT
6/15-Peace Cafe-Southington CT
6/19-Pizza Planet-Glastonbury CT
7/1-TBA- CT
7/13-Bramble Jam-Springfield MA
8/11…
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like fuck this record is so fucking good. and BLUE. I LOVE COLORED VINYL. ITS PRETTY
just got home from tour today
tour was cool
we played a killer show in CT where all our friends showed up and we had a fucking awesome time
then we lost our show the next day
and the day after that
so we went camping
we ate 40 hot dogs in those two days
then we rocked our dicks off in philly
ate cheese steaks
made friends with brave bird and dowsing and you’ll live
i drank a lot
met some people who are gonna book us shows
then we rocked out in jersey
then ate grease truck fat sandwiches with dowsing and brave bird
erik got real drunk for his birthday
fuck yeah erik
you go dude
then we drove through the night
smoked a buncha weed
slept
and now im back home
and i hate everything
again
EDIT: this has been prose by jason rule
EDIT pt 2: im kidding, it’s not prose. but if you squint your eyes, it looks like literary genius
twisted man
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Who wants @twohumans shirts? (Taken with instagram)
Home. Fuckin weird (Taken with instagram)
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“The Worst Things Happen To Me”-Brave Bird
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